Friday, November 14, 2008

IF WE DON'T GET NO TOLLS THEN WE DON'T EAT NO ROLLS

Starbucks at the Seelbach has become a sort of laboratory for bits. One created in tandem with Lang Leichhardt features one of our crappier products--the multigrain roll. This pastry is worthless. Anyway, we end up with about ten of them at the end of the night--which means they go in the garbage can. So, in an effort to "redeem" them, Lang and I created a new use.

Whenever you see a girl you think is pretty walking past the store on Fourth Street, you grab a roll, walk outside, throw it at her (hoping to hit her square in the back), and yell "I LIKE YOU!"

3 comments:

diane said...

okay, now say that again, but this time in numbers.

johnepower said...

this crap is bloody brilliant.

Lukey G. said...

you look deranged, yet sexy in your profile photo to the right.